I encourage everyone to read the Big Brother episode summaries at Salon.com. As you all know, Big Brother is an incredibly lame and boring show. The people at Salon.com know this, but they’re forced to cover it anyway. So the results are hilarious. They’re just very snarky and sarcastic, and it kills me. Seriously, the summaries are way more entertaining than the episodes themselves. I guess I’m just amused by sarcasm.