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Another absurd thing about The Scorpion King: It’s a prequel to a sequel to a remake. And of course there are plans for a sequel […]

So The Scorpion King comes out today. And if you look at the ads, it says, “The Rock in The Scorpion King”. That seems a […]

You know what the world needs? Orange flavored toothpaste. You know how after you brush your teeth in the morning and then drink orange juice, […]

I distinctly remember random revelations in my life. One was the realization that I sweat from my underarms. Happened in junior high. One afternoon after […]

Found a transcript of Baby Snooks. Kinda interesting.

There is a more useless superhero than Aquaman. Robin. You know, Batman’s sidekick. He doesn’t even have super powers. Even worse, he has the most […]

Is it just me or was Aquaman the most useless superhero ever? I dunno, I never read the comic, but it seemed like he couldn’t […]

Yeah, that criticism is more valid. That yoga can be purely physical. But like I said, the weird thing is, I dunno. You look at […]

Henry, are you serious? You think the yoga thing and your golf thing are equivalent? It would be equivalent if golf was created by Satan […]

I kind of feel like people whitewash the Siskel/Ebert relationship. As if they were all buddies and everything. I dunno, I used to watch them […]